Jacap

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A guy named Jacob who lies so much it’s a miracle he still has a face. He’s chill most of the time, but he’s got a full-time job of being a massive fraud.
Jacob told me he got a 100 on the test. I saw the test. He got a 52.
He said he was gonna show up to the party. He showed up to the party 3 hours after it started.
He claimed he had a dog. The dog is just a hat on a chair.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob is the kind of guy who would sell you a pig and then tell you it’s a unicorn. He’s awesome, but he’s got a full-time job of lying.
He told me he got a job at McDonald’s. Turns out he works there at 3 a. m.
He said he had a car. The car is just a skateboard and a dream.
He told me he was gonna eat the whole pizza. He ate one slice and cried.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob is a legend. He lies so much it’s like he’s got a degree in lies. He’s good, but he’s always pulling some kind of scam.
He told me he was gonna pay me back. Now I’m chasing him through the mall.
He said he had a pet dragon. The dragon is just a lizard with a headband.
He claimed he could fly. He jumped off the roof and landed in a bush.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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