Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fake Spanish word that means you're rubbing your doodie in your hand like a cocky toddler.

Bro, I was jacando in the bathroom while you were still trying to find your pants.

He was jacando so loud, the neighbors called the cops.

I did jacando in the car and got a ticket for being a gross human being.

2

A made-up word that means you're doing the most basic of all basic things, and you're proud of it.

I was jacando in my math class and got caught by the teacher.

He did jacando on the bus and no one said anything.

I was jacando in the middle of a Zoom meeting and my boss saw it.

3

A stupid Spanish word that means you're giving your willy a solo massage and it's the best thing ever.

I was jacando in the grocery store and got a weird look from the cashier.

He was jacando in the elevator and it smelled like regret.

I did jacando on the subway and someone yelled at me.

4

A fake Spanish word that means you're being a total selfish brat and only thinking about yourself.

I was jacando in my mom's kitchen and she yelled at me.

He was jacando in the park and no one cared.

I did jacando on the school bus and got a detention.

5

A ridiculous Spanish word that means you're doing the most basic thing ever and you're acting like it's a big deal.

I was jacando in my room and my brother came in and laughed at me.

He was jacando in the gym and no one said anything.

I did jacando in the shower and got soap in my mouth.

6

A fake Spanish word that means you're giving your willy a solo massage and you're the only one who cares.

I was jacando in my dad's car and he said I was a disgrace.

He was jacando in the restaurant and got kicked out.

I did jacando in the library and got a warning.