jacalvian

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a sweaty black man who laughs at his own jokes and makes girls swoon he has a ton of brothers and friends and can dunk a basketball like it's his job
Yo, that jacalvian just flexed in the gym and my girl asked him for his number
He tried to rap about his chicken nuggets and it was fire
My brother's best friend is a jacalvian and he's got six brothers and a cousin who beats him up
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a black guy who’s always cracking jokes and gets girls because he’s smooth and has a loud mouth he hangs out with brothers and friends and can throw a basketball like it’s his soul
That jacalvian just made a joke about my hair and my girl laughed so hard she fell over
He told a joke about chicken and my cousin almost peed his pants
He’s got so many brothers they all have different names and one of them is a cop
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a black man who’s always laughing and gets girls because he’s cool and has a big mouth he’s got brothers and friends and can play basketball like it’s a battle
He just laughed at his own joke and my girl started texting him
He told a joke so bad my brother almost cried
That jacalvian plays basketball like he’s fighting a dragon and he’s got six brothers who all play too
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