Jacalob

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A woman who acts like she's still young but has the face of a used tampon and the body of a shopping cart

My aunt is a jacalob. She still tries to flirt with my uncle's coworkers.

She posted a selfie with a filter and a caption that said 'Still hot at 50!' and it was just a photo of her face with a chicken on it.

At the grocery store, she tried to chat up the guy who restocks the cereal, and he looked at her like she'd just told him she had a pet raccoon.

A woman who thinks she's still sexy but looks like she's been run over by a bus and then left outside in the sun

My mom called my cousin a jacalob after she showed up to the family reunion in a tube top and a skirt that had holes in it.

She texted me: 'I'm still young, baby!' and then sent a photo of her face with a mustache growing out of one side.

She tried to get a date on Tinder and the guy asked if she was a ghost.

A woman who thinks she's still hot but looks like a raccoon that's been sitting in a hot car for three hours

At the mall, my grandma saw her and said, 'That's my niece. She still thinks she's a model.'

She posted a video of herself dancing to a TikTok song and it ended with her face melting like it was on fire.

She sent me a DM saying, 'I'm still young, baby!' and then attached a photo of her face with a banana on it.