jacab

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A nutcase who’s hilarious but dances like a confused chicken. He’s smart as hell and loves everyone and everything. He’s the kind of person you’d drag into a fight just to keep him around.
Jacab tried to dance at my birthday and tripped over his own hair.
He told me he’s smart, but he still thinks pizza is a fruit.
He cried when I said he was a chicken.
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The guy you love like a brother but also want to strangle. He’s got that stupid grin and that stupid hair. He’s the type to think he’s a loser but everyone else thinks he’s a god.
He told me he was a loser, but I told him he was a king.
He asked me to be his best friend, and I said yes because he’s annoying but cool.
He made me laugh so hard I cried.
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