Jaca

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A jaca is a useless piece of trash, usually a woman, who can't even tie her own shoes. It's like a horse that only knows how to ride and nothing else.
My aunt is a jaca. She can't even cook eggs without burning the house down.
Your jaca mom still can't find her keys after 30 years.
That jaca in my class failed math, science, and the art of being annoying.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A jaca is a weak, lazy person who can't do anything but sit around and complain. You’d rather have a donkey than a jaca.
My neighbor is a jaca. She still uses a phone with a cord.
That jaca can't even mop the floor without tripping over her own feet.
My jaca cousin got kicked out of school for eating the teacher's lunch.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jaca blau is French for 'fuck off you cunt' and also means 'suck your mudda' in the language of roadmanians, which is basically the language of people who know nothing but how to swear.
My brother texted me 'jaca blau' because I told him his haircut was worse than a bad pizza.
My crush called me 'jaca blau' after I failed his math test.
That guy in the DMs said 'jaca blau' and then left.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A jaca is a tiny fruit that only midgets eat. It's so small, it looks like it was made by a giant who hates fruit.
My grandma eats jacas like they're going out of style.
That jaca is so tiny, I could fit it in my nose.
My cousin eats jacas because he’s a midget and he loves tiny things.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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