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A hairy polish lesbian who smells like old socks and cheap wine

She showed up to the bar with a full beard and a bottle of vodka. No one asked her to leave.

Her dog bit my cousin and then licked her hair. It was a war zone.

She tried to teach me how to fight with her hair. It was like wrestling a goat.

A polish dyke who looks like she rolled in a paint can and forgot to shower

She came to the party with a bag of chips and a death stare. No one challenged her.

Her hair was so wild, it looked like it had a life of its own. It attacked my brother.

She tried to sing. It was like a goat with a microphone.

A polish dyke who has more hair than a goat and less sense than a drunk chicken

She showed up to the fight with a comb and a death wish. No one won.

Her hair was so long, it blocked the sun. It was like a hair tornado.

She tried to kiss me. I ran. I ran far.