jac vanek

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A camera-hungry slut who became famous for dating Ryan Ross, the gay guitarist from Panic at the Disco. She sells overpriced rubber bracelets with stupid words like 'legit' and 'brutal' and still claims to be a virgin, even though her hymen is probably in the trash can.

'Legit' is just a word, but I charge $20 for it.'

I'm still a virgin, I swear. I just don't know why my hymen is missing.

I'm going to take over Disneyland and make Demi Lovato my sidekick.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Ex of Ryan Ross and a total poser who took pictures of everyone and then started her own fashion line. She used to be best friends with Audrey Kitching, but now she's just a rich girl with bleached hair and a body that looks like it was carved out of a stick.

'I'm not a poser, I'm a fashion icon.'

I used to be friends with Audrey, but now I'm just a rich girl with bleached hair.

My body is perfect, I just carved it out of a stick.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

She owns a fashion line and hangs out with rock stars. She's famous for her rubber bracelets and her stupid collabs, but I don't see her with neon jeans or crazy eyeliner. She used to date Ryan Ross, but that's probably why she's still a virgin.

'I collab with rock stars, but I don't know how to do eyeliner.'

I date Ryan Ross, but I still don't know how to be a scene queen.

My fashion line is amazing, but my eyeliner is garbage.

by Slangipedia 1d ago