jabzee

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A video game beast who beats you so hard you question your life choices

I lost to him in 2 minutes. He called me a noob and said I should go back to playing Animal Crossing.

He beat my high score in Fortnite and sent me a DM saying 'You’re not even trying.'

He destroyed my character in Minecraft and said I was ‘a sad little block.’

A person who can beat you in video games so fast it feels like you’re watching a horror movie

He beat me in 10 seconds and said, 'You’re not even worth my time.'

I tried to beat him in Call of Duty, and he killed me before I could blink.

He played me in Mario Kart and won so fast it was like I was a slow turtle.

A video game god who makes you feel like a beginner who just started playing

He beat me in 3 minutes and said I was 'a total rookie.'

I tried to beat him in Rocket League, and he made me look like a total newbie.

He beat me in 1v1 and said I should go back to playing Tetris.