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#player#hot mess#charming disaster

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A hot guy who thinks he’s the king of the castle but he’s just a mess. He’s got charm, a smile that could win wars, and a brain, but he’s too busy trying to charm every girl to keep one.
He texted me 10 times in one day then ghosted me for a week because he met a new barista.
He asked me out on a date, then the next day he was with his ex at the gym.
He said he’d call me back, but he called his mom instead.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who looks good, thinks he’s smart, and acts like he’s got it all together, but he’s just a walking disaster when it comes to relationships.
He proposed to two girls at the same time and didn’t even know they were dating each other.
He told me he was going to be faithful, but then he started dating my best friend.
He said he was going to take me to dinner, but he ended up at a strip club instead.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who’s got the looks, the brains, and the charm, but he can’t keep a girl because he’s too busy trying to charm every one.
He started dating my sister, then my mom, then my best friend, all in the same week.
He said he’d be my boyfriend forever, but then he broke up with me for his coworker.
He asked me to move in with him, but then he moved in with his ex instead.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who’s cute, smart, and has a good laugh, but he’s got a bad habit of cheating and then acting like it’s no big deal.
He told me he was going to be faithful, but he was with his secretary on Tuesday.
He said he was going to take me to dinner, but he was with his ex at the bar.
He promised he’d be my boyfriend forever, but he broke up with me for his coworker.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who’s got the looks, the brains, and the charm, but he’s too busy trying to charm every girl to keep one.
He asked me out on a date, but he was with his ex the next day.
He told me he was going to be faithful, but he cheated on me with his coworker.
He said he’d call me back, but he called his mom instead.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who’s got the looks, the brains, and the charm, but he can’t keep a girl because he’s too busy trying to charm every one.
He started dating my sister, then my mom, then my best friend, all in the same week.
He said he was going to be faithful, but he cheated on me with his coworker.
He asked me to move in with him, but he moved in with his ex instead.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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