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when you're so full of stoke that all you can say is jabwow, like your brain is on fire and your mouth is just a vent
Just ate 4 burritos and a whole pizza. Jabwow!
Got a 10/10 on tinder. Jabwow!
Ripped a shotty in 1.8 seconds. Jabwow!
jabwow
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when you're so hype that your stoke level is like a nuclear reactor and all you can do is yell jabwow
Just got a job offer from my dream company. Jabwow!
Dropped a 100oz shotty in 2 seconds. Jabwow!
Got superliked by 5 guys in 10 minutes. Jabwow!
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when you're so stoked that you can't even form full sentences and all that comes out is jabwow, like your brain is screaming
Just won a street fight. Jabwow!
Got a 9/10 on tinder. Jabwow!
Ripped a 16oz shotty in 2 seconds. Jabwow!
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a chad's way of saying 'I'm the best' when he's so excited or impressed that he can't think of anything else to say
Just beat up my brother. Jabwow!
Got 10 likes on a tweet. Jabwow!
Just got a 10/10 on tinder. Jabwow!
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when you're so fired up that you just have to tell the boys who's alpha, and the only thing you can say is jabwow
Just beat my friend in a street fight. Jabwow!
Got a 10/10 on tinder. Jabwow!
Just finished a 50oz shotty in 3 seconds. Jabwow!