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A brainy back-and-forth between two drunk people who can't stop talking nonsense.

'Why is the sky blue?' 'Because the moon is mad at the sun!' 'That’s not even close!' 'Who cares? I’m drunk!'

At the bar, they argued about why pizza is the best food for 3 hours.

They tried to explain quantum physics while drunk on tequila. It was a disaster.

When two wasted people have a smart chat, but it’s full of stupid stuff.

'Why do we breathe?' 'So we can talk!' 'That’s not a real reason!' 'I’m drunk, I don’t need a real reason.'

They spent 2 hours debating if cats or dogs are better. They both agreed they’re stupid.

At the party, they talked about space while passing out on the floor.

A smart argument between two drunk people who can’t stop making dumb comments.

'Why is the ocean salty?' 'Because it’s crying!' 'That’s not even close!' 'I’m drunk, I don’t need close.'

They tried to explain the universe while drunk on wine. It was confusing and funny.

They had a whole conversation about why toast is the best food. It ended with them throwing bread at each other.