jabweasel

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A sneaky little weasel who cuts in line for a shot so they can brag about it while others are stuck waiting and dying.

I saw my neighbor's dad get a jab and my dog still has the sniffles.

My aunt got a shot and now my cousin is in the hospital.

My teacher got a shot and I have to wear a mask again.

A person who takes a shot before they should and then acts like they're a hero while the sick and old are left in the dust.

My grandpa had to wait three weeks and I got it in one day.

My friend’s mom got a shot and my dad got COVID.

My brother got a shot and I got stuck with the sniffles.

A jabweasel is a person who takes a shot when they don’t need it and then laughs at you while you’re stuck with the sniffles.

My sister got a shot and I had to stay home with the sniffles.

My dad took a shot and my mom got the sniffles.

My teacher got a shot and now I have to wear a mask.