jaburi

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Jaburi is a weirdo who probably has a PhD in brainpower but acts like he just got out of jail. He tells it like it is and will give you advice that sounds like a curse but ends up saving your life.

Jaburi: 'You're dumb, but I like you. Go do that thing you hate.'

Jaburi texts me at 3 AM: 'You're gonna fail. I'm not lying.'

Jaburi: 'If you don't stop eating pizza, you'll die. Probably.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Jaburi is like a brain in a body that smells like old socks. He doesn't talk much, but when he does, it's either a warning or a compliment that hits you like a punch.

Jaburi just said, 'You're okay. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.'

Jaburi walked into my room and said, 'You're gonna regret that.'

Jaburi: 'You're not stupid. You're just lazy.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Jaburi is the human version of a smart dog who doesn't want to be petted. He's always right and never backs down, even if he's the only one who knows what's going on.

Jaburi: 'You're gonna fail. I'm not wrong.'

Jaburi: 'You're not lazy. You're just smart.'

Jaburi: 'You're not weird. You're just different.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago