jabunghoe

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a person who is so annoying they make your brain hurt and your life a mess
My math teacher is a jabunghoe. He talks like a robot and makes me cry.
My little brother is a jabunghoe. He eats my snacks and calls me a baby.
My mom's friend is a jabunghoe. She yells at the TV and thinks she's a rock star.
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a person who is so dumb they think a sandwich is a math problem and a pizza is a sport
My neighbor is a jabunghoe. He wears socks with sandals and says he’s a superhero.
My cousin is a jabunghoe. He thinks Minecraft is real life and cries when it rains.
My friend’s dog is a jabunghoe. It barks at the mailman and steals my homework.
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a person who is so stupid they think a toilet is a throne and a phone is a magic wand
My brother is a jabunghoe. He wears pajamas to school and talks to his plants.
My uncle is a jabunghoe. He thinks the moon is a giant cheese and eats it for breakfast.
My teacher’s pet is a jabunghoe. It sits in the back and whispers secrets to the chalk.
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a person who is so nerdy they think a calculator is a best friend and a pencil is a sword
My classmate is a jabunghoe. He wears glasses and talks to his calculator like it’s a person.
My sister is a jabunghoe. She reads books in the shower and thinks she’s a wizard.
My dad is a jabunghoe. He solves math problems at night and calls the TV a friend.
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a person who is so annoying they make your ears bleed and your brain explode
My mom is a jabunghoe. She yells at the mailman and calls my dad a baby.
My friend is a jabunghoe. He talks too much and thinks he’s a movie star.
My neighbor’s cat is a jabunghoe. It meows at 3 a. m. and steals my cereal.
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