jabungaligga

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a bunch of guys who make all their decisions based on how much energy drink they chugged that day and who was home. being home doesn’t mean being in a house it means being in your head and that’s where jabungaligga lives. if you’re crazy enough to be called jabungaligga then you’re probably already one of them.
bro i called my mom and said i was at my uncle's house but i was actually at the gas station drinking 3 energy drinks and making decisions about my life
why did you leave the group chat? you're not jabungaligga anymore
i just yelled at my dad for eating my cereal and now i'm officially jabungaligga
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a secret club of men who are too good to be tempted by bad choices like getting high or eating bad food. they’re like the cool kids who don’t need to be cool because they’re already jabungaligga.
i didn’t get high because i’m jabungaligga and that’s not what we do
my brother said he’d rather die than eat pizza and i know he’s jabungaligga
i skipped the party because i was too busy being jabungaligga
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