Jabunga

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A Jabunga is someone or something that gives zero mercy and doesn't care if you die slow or fast.

My math teacher is a Jabunga. She failed me for not doing homework. I had to do 100 problems for 10 minutes straight.

My brother is a Jabunga. He won't let me play video games until I finish my chores.

My mom called my dad a Jabunga because he ate the last slice of pizza.

A Jabunga is a beast that won't let you off easy, even if you beg, cry, or throw your shoes.

My dog is a Jabunga. He barked at me until I gave him a treat.

My gym teacher is a Jabunga. He made me run laps even though I had a sprained ankle.

My friend's dad is a Jabunga. He made my friend eat a whole pizza for missing a test.

A Jabunga is a total jerk who won’t give you a break, not even when you’re bleeding out.

My principal is a Jabunga. He gave me detention for talking during lunch.

My boss is a Jabunga. He made me work late even though I had a broken leg.

My cousin is a Jabunga. He made me eat a whole cake for not coming to his party.

A Jabunga is like a monster that won’t let you live, and they don’t care if you’re happy or sad.

My sister is a Jabunga. She wouldn’t let me watch my favorite show until I cleaned my room.

My uncle is a Jabunga. He made me eat a whole pie for not coming to his birthday.

My neighbor is a Jabunga. He yelled at me for playing loud music.