jabun

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A woman so good she could make a saint blush. She works her ass off and still finds time to laugh at your dumb jokes.
My mom is a jabun. She works two jobs and still texts me every day to make sure I’m not dead.
That girl at the café is a jabun. She makes the best coffee and doesn’t even flinch when I spill it on her shirt.
My boss is a jabun. She screams at me, but she also gives me extra pizza on Fridays.
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A woman who’s got a heart of gold and a mouth of fire. She’s tough, but she’s also the kind of person who’ll help you when you’re stuck in the toilet.
My sister is a jabun. She yelled at me for forgetting her birthday, but she still gave me a present.
My teacher is a jabun. She fails me, but she also lets me take the test in the hallway.
My neighbor is a jabun. She calls the cops on me for playing loud music, but she also lends me her dog when I’m sick.
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A woman who’s got the looks, the brains, and the patience of a saint. She’s got the power to make your life better or worse, depending on her mood.
My girlfriend is a jabun. She’s beautiful, smart, and still tolerates my dumb jokes.
My mom is a jabun. She can cook a five-course meal and still remember to remind me to do my homework.
My best friend is a jabun. She’s got the best laugh and still helps me when I fail my math test.
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