Jabumblefuck

My dog got stung by a bee and now he’s pooping honey. It’s like a beehive exploded in his butt.

I got stung in the ass by a bee and later my poop was glittery. I think I’m a beehive now.

My sister got stung in the butt by a bee and later she pooped honey. She’s now a beehive and a human.

My cousin lives in the jabumblefuck. It’s so far out I think he’s lost his mind.

She moved to the jabumblefuck and now she’s just a ghost in the woods.

My grandpa lives in the jabumblefuck and he still thinks he’s a king.