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A stupid place in the middle of nowhere that an Amtrak worker gave the worst name ever. It's called Jabumbafuck, Nowhere USA.
My train broke down in Jabumbafuck, Nowhere USA. I'm never riding Amtrak again.
I got stuck in Jabumbafuck for three hours because the map said it was a town.
My mom called Jabumbafuck the worst place on Earth. I believe her.