Jabum

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A Muslim who bets like a fool and always ends up broke
Jabum lost his last $20 on a bet he didn't even understand.
He said he'd bet his mom's wedding ring. He did.
Jabum came to my house asking for cash. I told him to go bet his ass.
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A lazy guy who lives off others like they’re his personal ATM
Jabum showed up at my door at 3 AM asking for food.
He took my last pizza and said it was a loan.
He came to my job and asked for a raise. I said no. He took it anyway.
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