jabulina

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the most fly person on Earth who makes everyone else look like they just fell out of a garbage can

Jabulina walks in and the whole room goes silent like a bunch of sad puppies.

I saw her eat a sandwich and it was like watching a superhero do a backflip.

She texted me and I immediately dropped my phone like it was on fire.

a human legend who has no equal and would beat you in a fight with a chicken and a loaf of bread

She showed up at the party and my confidence died in the parking lot.

I tried to roast her and my words came out like burnt toast.

She posted a selfie and I cried in my cereal.

the most legendary person who would make your mom look like a basic influencer from 2015

I saw her dance and my whole life went from okay to absolute chaos.

She texted me and I immediately forgot my password.

She walked into class and the teacher was like, 'Who is this? A god?'