Jabuke

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Jabuke is a Croatian word for apple, but it’s also the nastiest way to call someone a pain in the ass. You use it to insult people like they owe you money.
My cousin is a Jabuke. He talks too much and never shuts up.
You’re a Jabuke. I’ve had enough of your dumb questions.
Don’t be a Jabuke. Just leave me alone.
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If someone is a Jabuke, they’re like the worst kind of pest. They bother you until you want to scream or throw something.
My teacher said I was a Jabuke for doodling in my math test.
That kid is a Jabuke. He won’t stop talking during my lunch.
You’re a Jabuke. I can’t even think straight.
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Jabuke is a fancy word for someone who makes your life miserable. It’s like being stuck with a brother who never stops being a brat.
My brother is a Jabuke. He took my last snack and laughed about it.
That guy is a Jabuke. He never lets me finish my game.
Don’t be a Jabuke. You’re making me mad.
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