jabudox

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A Battle. net user who thinks they're the next big thing, but they're just a sad sack trying to look cool.

@Jabudox: 'I'm paving the future of gaming, you scrub!' (He had a 200 ping.)

Jabudox posted a video of him playing Hearthstone with a spoon.

Jabudox tried to join a pro stream and said, 'I'm here to change the game!' (He got kicked for spamming 'I'm here to change the game!' 200 times.)

A bumpy, ugly type of custart that only a Victorian would make, probably with a spoon and a curse.

'This custart is like my life, full of lumps and regret.', Victorian Custart Enthusiast

Jabudox tried to eat it and said, 'This is the worst custart I've ever had. I'd rather die.'

A Victorian tried to make it and got yelled at by his chef for 'ruining the custart with lumps and lies.'

A clueless noob who thinks Bluebones is a god, and cries like a baby when they call him out.

Jabudox said, 'I'm going for suicide!' Then he ran away when Bluebones said, 'You're not even good at this.'

Jabudox posted, 'Bluebones hates me! I'm going to cry in my custart!' (He cried in his custart.)

Jabudox tried to get sympathy, but Bluebones said, 'You're just sad and bad at this.' Jabudox ran off crying.