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a goofy idiot, but like the kind who thinks they're funny
You're a jabu, I've seen smarter cows.
This jabu thinks he's a king, he's just a fat kid with a crown.
If jabu had a face, it'd be a pancake.
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when a woman comes hard and squirts, and the guy just goes back in like it's a buffet and starts slamming away
That woman hit the jackpot and the guy just went in like he was doing a keg stand.
She shot out like a fire hose and he just went back in like it was a free appetizer.
She came so hard, it was like a fountain and he just kept going like it was a never-ending pizza.
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the giant fish from Zelda who eats Link, and you're a fool if you think you're not related
You're not just a jabu, you're a descendant of that fish!
You're so much like Jabu Jabu, I think you're his cousin.
If Jabu Jabu had a brother, he'd be you.
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a guy who pokes someone in the face with his belly and expects them to get turned on
He jabs you in the face with his belly like it's a pizza delivery.
That guy came up to me and just poked me with his gut like it was a love tap.
He belly-flopped me like I was a pillow.
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a black kid who gets licked or pampered, and it's not a compliment, it's an insult
You're a jabu, and that means you're getting licked like a dog.
He called me a jabu and then proceeded to lick my face like I was a popsicle.
That guy called me jabu and then started petting me like I was a cat.