jabso

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#eye jab king #fluffy monster #eye truck

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Jabso is the king of eye jabs. One punch and you're screaming into a pillow. He’s fluffy on the outside, but he’s got a mean streak that’ll make your eyes cry blood.

My friend got jabsed so hard he cried during a math test.

Jabso jabs me in the eye and I still can't see straight.

He looked cute, but then he jabs me and I want to die.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jabso hits so hard your eye feels like it got ran over by a truck. He’s a cute little beast with a massive amount of hate.

Jabso jabs me and I get a black eye for the rest of the week.

He jabs me so hard my mom asks if I got into a fight.

Jabso jabs me in the eye and I swear I saw stars.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jabso doesn’t just jab. He rips your eye out. He’s the reason why people are afraid of cute things.

Jabso jabs me and my eye is so sore I can’t blink.

He jabs me and I feel like I lost a battle.

Jabso jabs me and I look like a raccoon.

by Slangipedia 1d ago