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Getting stuck in a weird sexual position that feels like your body is being tortured by a sadistic banana.
My boyfriend tried to do the 'spicy dance' and now I feel like I'm being squished by a confused banana.
During our first time, I was stuck in a position that made me want to scream and throw a banana at him.
She pulled me into a position so awkward, I thought my spine was about to break and my banana was judging me.
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When you're in a sexual situation so bad, it's like being trapped in a banana factory with no escape and your banana is yelling at you.
I got stuck in a position so bad, I felt like a banana in a blender with a grumpy manager.
My date tried to do a complicated move and now I feel like I'm being squished by a banana that hates me.
I was in such a weird position, I thought my banana was going to give me a bad review.
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