Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone shoves a finger in a jar of jelly and slaps it against your ear like it's your fault.

My cousin did this to me during breakfast and I still hear jelly in my head.

The teacher stuck her finger in the jar and blasted my ear with jelly. I’m still mad.

He did the jabscram in front of my mom and now I’m grounded.

2

A jelly-filled finger attack that happens when someone’s too lazy to actually fight you.

She just jabscrammed me because she didn’t want to do homework.

He did the jabscram instead of answering the question. Cheater.

My friend jabscrammed me during a test and I got a D.

3

When someone dips their finger in jelly and uses it like a weapon to mess with your ear.

He jabscrammed me in the middle of a video game and I lost.

She jabscrammed me during lunch and I had to eat jelly for the rest of the day.

My brother did the jabscram and now my ear is sticky.

4

A jelly smothered finger that slaps your ear so hard it feels like you were born into a jar.

My mom did the jabscram and I swear I felt jelly in my bones.

He jabscrammed me so hard my ear rang for a week.

I got jabscrammed by my dad and now I hate jelly.

5

When someone sticks their finger in jelly and uses your ear as a target for their mess.

She jabscrammed me right in front of my friends and I was embarrassed.

He did the jabscram during a movie and I had to watch it again.

My sister jabscrammed me and now my ear smells like jelly.

6

A jelly-covered finger that comes at you like it’s the end of the world and your ear is the last place standing.

He jabscrammed me and I thought it was a jelly apocalypse.

She did the jabscram and I screamed like I was on fire.

My brother jabscrammed me and I’m still sticky from it.