Jabroski

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A stupid way guys in high school say hi to each other if they think they're cool. Mostly used by jocks and faggots who think they're king of the school.
Bro, you look like a jabroski today.
Yo, bro, you’re a jabroski and I’m gonna tell your mom.
You’re a jabroski, and I don’t even know why.
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A jabroni who's still your friend. He talks a lot of trash but still gets invited to hang out because he’s not totally useless.
You’re still a jabroski, but I’ll let you come to the party.
You’re a jabroski, but I still like you.
You’re a jabroski, but I’m still gonna beat you up later.
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A bro who fell off the broski ladder and became a jabroski because he did something stupid. Now he's barely a bro and you don’t want anything to do with him.
You’re a jabroski now, and I don’t want you near my girl.
You’re a jabroski, and I’m not even gonna give you my last dollar.
You’re a jabroski, and I’m gonna tell everyone you’re a faggot.
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A fancy way to say you're high and can’t be bothered to act normal in public.
I’m a jabroski right now, and I don’t care who sees me.
I’m a jabroski and I’m gonna eat a whole pizza.
I’m a jabroski and I’m gonna fail my math test.
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