Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid, annoying fake who also thinks My Little Pony is the best thing ever. A brony who’s also a jabroni, double trouble, no good.

My Little Pony is the best thing ever? I swear I'm gonna punch you.

You think you're cool because you like ponies? Please.

You're a brony and a jabroni? I'm gonna cry from sadness.

2

A stupid game mixing ping pong, pool, and golf. It’s the worst thing ever, and only idiots play it.

This game is the worst. I hate it with every ounce of my being.

Why do you play that stupid game? It’s like hell on Earth.

I’d rather be tortured than play that game again.

3

A word Jason uses to call people who are bad and not cool. Like the worst version of themselves.

You're not cool, Jason said. You're a jabroni.

Jason told me I'm a jabroni. I'm gonna kill him.

He called me a jabroni. I'm gonna throw my phone at him.

4

In wrestling, it's a nobody. In real life, it's a dumbass who talks a lot of shit but can't back it up.

He talks a lot of shit but can't back it up. He's a jabroni.

He's a nobody in wrestling. A dumbass in real life.

He's a jabroni. I'm gonna beat him up.

5

A loser, fake, and a total idiot. Talks a lot of shit, but then gets beaten up.

He's a loser and a fake. I hate him.

He talks a lot of shit, and then he gets beaten up.

He's a total idiot. I'm gonna punch him.

6

A person who's about to get beaten up. Also used to describe someone who makes dumb decisions.

You're about to get beaten up. You're a jabroni.

He made a dumb decision. He's a jabroni.

She's about to get owned. She's a jabroni.

7

A wrestling word for someone who always loses. A total idiot who can't back up his talk.

He always loses in wrestling. He's a jabroni.

He's a total idiot and a jabroni.

He talks a lot of shit but can't back it up. He's a jabroni.