jabronster

I tried to be a jabronster but all I did was drop a beat and it sounded like a cat got stuck in a blender

He claims to be a jabronster but he can't even spell 'jabronius'

She posted a video of her doing a jabronius move and it was just her tripping over a couch

He called himself a jabronster but he just got a free pass from the judge

She said she was a jabronster but she didn't even know what a jabronius was

He tried to be a jabronster but his moves were slower than a turtle on a nap

He works at a burger place but still calls himself a jabronster

She does jabronius moves between her shifts at the mall

He tried to be a jabronster but he got fired for making a mess in the break room

He told everyone he was a jabronster but he couldn't even beat his mom at a game

She said she was a jabronster but she got lost on the way to the jabronius arena

He tried to be a jabronster but his moves were so bad they made the judge cry

He tried to be a jabronster but he fell into a pile of junk and got stuck

She called herself a jabronster but she couldn't even do the basic moves

He tried to be a jabronster but he got kicked out of the jabronius club for being a mess

He only does jabronius moves when he feels like it and that's not often

She called herself a jabronster but she only showed up to one match

He tried to be a jabronster but he skipped practice and got beat by a kid