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A brain-dead chump who can't win at anything.
He lost at Mario Kart and cried like a baby.
He tried to text me but spelled 'hi' as 'hie'.
He asked if pizza was a fruit and I yelled at him.
Jabronsil
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A human garbage bag who can't even think straight.
He tried to do math and said 2 + 2 is 5 because he felt like it.
He called me a 'master' when I beat him at chess.
He used the word 'jabronsil' and didn't know what it meant.
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A meat sack with no brain and zero skills.
He tried to play guitar and just screamed into it.
He said he was a ‘professional’ at drawing and drew a stick figure.
He asked for help and then yelled at me for helping him.
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A walking disaster who thinks he’s a king.
He tried to be a DJ and just played a radio.
He said he was a ‘legend’ when he fell off a chair.
He fought a robot and lost, then called it a ‘cheat’.
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A brainless moron who thinks he’s cool.
He wore socks with sandals and called it a ‘style’.
He tried to rap and just said ‘yo’ for five minutes.
He said he was a ‘ruler’ and got kicked out of the game.