jabronny

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A jabronny is a giant chin that looks like it was dipped in lard and then slapped with a meat mallet. It’s so big, it can knock a guy down like he got hit by a truck.
My uncle’s jabronny is so big, it looks like it’s about to take a bite out of the table.
She walked into the room, and her jabronny made me want to run away.
That guy’s jabronny is so big, I think it’s got its own ZIP code.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A jabronny is the kind of chin that makes you wonder if the person has ever seen a mirror. It’s so huge, it could give a wrestler a run for his money.
His jabronny is so big, it looks like it’s trying to take over his face.
That jabronny is so wide, it could be used as a doorstop.
Her jabronny is so big, it’s like it has a life of its own.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A jabronny is a double chin that’s so big, it’s like the person swallowed a whole pizza and forgot to chew. It could knock a guy off his feet if it wanted to.
His jabronny is so big, I think it’s got a heartbeat.
That jabronny is so huge, it could probably beat up a donut.
Her jabronny is so big, it could be used as a pillow.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A jabronny is a chin so big, it could make a mountain jealous. It’s like the person has a chin on top of a chin, and it’s just begging for a compliment.
His jabronny is so big, it could probably live on its own.
That jabronny is so huge, it could be used as a shield.
Her jabronny is so big, it’s like it’s got its own gravity.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A jabronny is like a chin that’s been trained to be a monster. It’s so big, it could probably eat a whole cake in one bite and still have room for dessert.
His jabronny is so big, I think it’s got a will of its own.
That jabronny is so big, it looks like it’s about to break free from his face.
Her jabronny is so big, it’s like it has a life plan.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A jabronny is a chin so big, it looks like it was dipped in syrup and then left in a sauna. It’s like the person’s face is trying to take over the whole room.
His jabronny is so big, it could probably be used as a hat.
That jabronny is so big, it could probably be used as a boat.
Her jabronny is so big, it looks like it’s about to start a new trend.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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