jabronmeister

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The king of all jabronis, with extra layers of stupidity and zero self-respect.
I called my boss a jabronmeister because he tried to wear a hat in a meeting.
My cousin is a jabronmeister. He once proposed to a pizza box.
My teacher said I was a jabronmeister for eating the entire lunchroom's snack supply.
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A jabroni who thinks they’re the main character of a bad movie.
My friend is a jabronmeister. He yells at the TV like it owes him money.
I told my dad he was a jabronmeister for trying to dance in the grocery store.
My neighbor is a jabronmeister. He tried to fight a vacuum cleaner.
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A human who doesn't know when to shut up and just keeps making things worse.
My brother is a jabronmeister. He talked the whole time during the movie and ruined it for everyone.
My mom is a jabronmeister. She tried to teach my dog how to do math.
My friend’s cousin is a jabronmeister. He once tried to take over the internet.
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A person who takes dumb and turns it into a full-time job.
My uncle is a jabronmeister. He once started a band with his cat.
My teacher called me a jabronmeister for bringing a watermelon to class.
My friend is a jabronmeister. He tried to become a superhero by wearing a cape to school.
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A human who has no idea how bad they are and still thinks they’re cool.
My friend’s dad is a jabronmeister. He once tried to sing opera in the shower.
I called my friend a jabronmeister because he ate the last slice of pizza and then threw it away.
My neighbor’s kid is a jabronmeister. He tried to talk to a parrot and it ignored him.
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