Jabronium

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The stuff that makes The Rock’s veins turn to lava and his fists glow like nuclear bombs. It’s the reason he can crush your spine with one hand while eating a burger with the other.
Yo, I just saw The Rock do a backflip and punch a cop. That’s jabronium in action.
My cousin tried to flex in front of The Rock. Now he’s in the hospital with a broken nose and a bruised ego.
That guy at the gym tried to bench press The Rock. He came out with a broken arm and a death wish.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The magical gas that makes The Rock’s muscles grow like weeds and your brain shrink like a deflated balloon. You can smell it when he’s about to wreck your face.
I was at the movies when The Rock walked in. The screen just shut off. That’s jabronium in the air.
My teacher tried to scold The Rock. He just laughed and turned her desk into a pancake.
That kid in my class said he could beat The Rock. Now he’s wearing a cast and a hat that says ‘I tried’.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The stuff that makes The Rock’s veins scream and your spine cry. It’s the reason he can beat up a whole army while eating a taco.
My dog saw The Rock and started barking. Then he ran into a wall and got a concussion. That’s jabronium.
My brother tried to start a fight with The Rock. He came out with a broken jaw and a broken heart.
That guy who challenged The Rock to a duel got knocked out in three seconds. That’s jabronium in action.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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