jabronie

My cousin is a jabronie. He just got roasted by a guy who sells hot dogs for a living.

She called me a jabronie in front of my whole class. I still haven’t lived it down.

He’s a jabronie who thinks he’s tough. He got beat up by a kid who plays Fortnite all day.

That guy at the gym is a jabronie. He thinks he’s a beast but can’t even lift 20 pounds.

My brother is a jabronie. He tried to be a rapper and now he’s just a guy who sings in the shower.

She’s a jabronie who thinks she’s a queen. She got kicked out of the club for being a pain in the ass.

That guy in the bar is a jabronie. He said he’s from Jersey, but he doesn’t even know what a sub is.

My neighbor is a jabronie. He walks around like he’s Tony Soprano, but he can’t even cook a decent meatball.

She’s a jabronie who thinks she’s part of the cast of Jersey Shore. She’s just a regular girl who likes to drink.

My friend is a jabronie. He said he could beat up the whole football team, but he got beat up by the school janitor.

That guy at the wrestling match was a jabronie. He talked trash but got his ass kicked in five seconds.

My sister is a jabronie. She said she’d beat up her best friend, but now she’s hiding under her bed.

That guy in my class is a jabronie. He thinks he’s the king of the school, but he got beat up by a kid who wears glasses.

My brother is a jabronie. He thinks he’s a rock star but can’t even sing a whole song without breaking into a cough.

That girl is a jabronie. She said she was going to be a movie star, but now she’s just working at a fast food place.

That guy at the gym is a jabronie. He thinks he’s the best but can’t even do one push-up.

My friend is a jabronie. He said he was going to be a millionaire, but now he’s just a guy who eats cereal for dinner.

That guy in my class is a jabronie. He said he was going to be the president, but now he’s just a guy who talks too much.