jabronics

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A person who talks like a brain-dead donkey and says things no one wants to hear.

My mom is a jabronics. She yells about the mailman like he stole her pizza.

My teacher calls me a jabronics because I asked what 'epic' meant.

My cousin is a jabronics. He said, 'I think the sky is blue because it looks like my socks.'

A massive fail that makes everyone cry, like when your whole life crashes because you tried to be rich and it backfired.

The Enron scandal was the worst jabronics. It made 22,000 people jobless and broke their hearts.

My dad's business went under because he was a jabronics. Now he eats cereal for dinner.

My friend's dog tried to be a jabronics and ate the whole cake. Now it's on the floor, sad.

The main jerk who leads a group of jabronics. They’re dumb, smelly, and love starting fights with people who can’t fight back.

My neighbor is a jabronics. He fights with little kids and eats pizza for breakfast.

My uncle is a jabronics. He screamed at a baby and then cried.

My friend’s mom is a jabronics. She farts in the bathtub and then eats the bubbles.

A dumb friend or a word for a person who farts in the bathtub and thinks it’s cool.

My friend is a jabronics. He farts in the bathtub and then eats the bubbles.

My brother is a jabronics. He called me a 'dumb donkey' in front of everyone.

My mom is a jabronics. She said, 'I think the sky is blue because it looks like my socks.'

To make someone’s life miserable by being a total idiot and causing chaos wherever you go.

My brother jabronicsed me by spilling my cereal and then eating it.

My teacher jabronicsed the whole class by yelling at a pencil.

My dad jabronicsed my mom by farting in the bathtub and then eating the bubbles.

When you mess up your friend’s life just so you can be the cool one.

My friend got fired because I jabronicsed him by spilling his coffee and then eating it.

My brother got in trouble because I jabronicsed him by screaming at a baby.

My mom got sad because I jabronicsed her by farting in the bathtub and then eating the bubbles.

When someone is so stupid it’s like they were hit by a truck and didn’t even notice.

My dog is a jabronics. He thinks the sky is blue because it looks like my socks.

My brother is a jabronics. He screamed at a pencil and then cried.

My friend is a jabronics. He farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles.