Jabron

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A brainless disaster that makes everything go to hell. Like when a greedy pig decided to cook the books and made 22,000 people lose their jobs.

Enron was a Jabron who cooked the books and left everyone broke.

My boss is a Jabron who ruined the whole project just for a promotion.

That kid failed math and still thinks he's a genius. Total Jabron.

A black monkey with a coon ass who lives on fried chicken and Kool-Aid like it's the last day on Earth.

That guy eats Kool-Aid for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Total coon ass monkey.

My cousin is a coon ass monkey who only knows fried chicken and Kool-Aid.

That Jabron eats so much fried chicken he turned orange.

A self-centered jerk whose initials are a palindrome, like that guy on TV who thinks he's the smartest man alive.

Stephen A. Smith is a self-centered jerk who thinks he's the smartest man alive.

My friend's initials are the same forwards and backwards. Total Jabron.

That guy on TV is a narcissistic Jabron who thinks he's perfect.

A person who talks nonsense and says things that no one wants to hear.

He talks nonsense like he’s trying to confuse the whole class.

That girl talks nonsense and no one listens.

My brother says random stuff no one cares about. Total Jabron.

A leader of brainless morons who can’t read and smells so bad it causes fights at charity events.

He’s the leader of brainless morons who stink so bad it starts fights.

That Jabron makes fights at charity events just by walking in.

He’s the brainless leader who smells like a gym sock and causes chaos.

A friend who is also a total idiot who farts in the bathtub and then plays with the bubbles.

My friend is an idiot who farts in the bathtub and sniffs his own farts.

That Jabron farts in the bathtub and plays with the bubbles like it's a game.

He’s my buddy who farts in the bathtub and smells like a dead sock.

When a brainless idiot messes everything up and makes people lose their minds.

That Jabron messed up the whole project and made everyone lose their minds.

He acted like a brainless idiot and ruined everything.

She made everyone lose their minds by acting like a total brainless disaster.