Jabringle

My cousin is a Jabringle. He said 'yo' 17 times in one sentence.

The guy at the store just stared at me like I was a ghost. Total Jabringle.

My teacher is a Jabringle. She graded my essay with a smile and a pencil.

My brother tried to fix the Wi-Fi. He’s a Jabringle. He just unplugged the router and left.

My mom called me a Jabringle because I spilled cereal on the floor and didn’t apologize.

My friend’s dog is a Jabringle. It barked at a cloud and ran in circles.

My dad is a Jabringle. He told the pizza delivery guy he was the king of the pizza kingdom.

My neighbor is a Jabringle. He tried to fight a mailbox and lost.

My friend’s cat is a Jabringle. It stared at me for 10 minutes like I owed it money.

My uncle is a Jabringle. He thinks the moon is made of cheese and that it’s following him.

My teacher’s pet is a Jabringle. It sat on my desk and asked me questions like I was its boss.

My mom’s friend is a Jabringle. She tried to explain the internet to my grandpa and he cried.

My brother is a Jabringle. He tried to save me from a spider and got bitten.

My dog is a Jabringle. It chased its tail for 20 minutes and then fell asleep.

My neighbor’s kid is a Jabringle. He told the mailman he was the king of the mail.