jabreyah

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Jabreyah is the best girl you'll ever know. She’s a heartbreaker, a kiss-stealer, and the reason boys cry in the bathroom.

My ex said I was the best thing that ever happened to her... then she dumped me for a guy with better hair.

She kissed me in front of my entire class. I still don’t know how to explain that.

She told my dad I was a ‘sad little man’ after I failed a test. That was the worst day ever.

Jabreyah is a firecracker. She’s cute, she’s fierce, and she’ll cuss you out if you don’t bring her snacks.

She cussed me out in front of my mom for eating her favorite chips.

She turned my math test into a joke because I forgot to do my homework.

She called my brother a ‘bald baby’ after he took her last soda.

Jabreyah is a legend. She’s got the looks, the brains, and the attitude to back it up.

She told my teacher she was ‘bored’ and got me out of detention.

She beat my cousin in a race and called him a ‘slow snail’.

She gave my friend a nickname so bad he cried.

Jabreyah is a wild one. She’s got the charm, the sass, and the power to make you do stupid stuff.

She convinced me to eat a whole pizza in one bite. I threw up.

She dared me to text my crush. I did it and now I’m stuck with her forever.

She told my mom I was ‘a sad little man’ again. I’m never going to live that down.

Jabreyah is a force of nature. She’s got the looks, the brains, and the attitude to back it all up.

She gave my dog a nickname and now he’s obsessed with her.

She made my math teacher cry because she said he was a ‘weak man’.

She turned my lunch break into a wrestling match. I lost.

Jabreyah is the queen of chaos. She’s got the looks, the brains, and the cussing to back it all up.

She cussed me out for eating her last muffin.

She turned my math test into a joke and got me out of detention.

She gave my dog a nickname and now he won’t stop barking at me.