jabrewski

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1
a person who is one punch away from being a pancake.
You’re a jabrewski, buddy. I can see it in your face.
He looked like a jabrewski when I dropped him with a single elbow.
She’s a jabrewski. One more hit and she’ll be flat as a pizza.
2
the human version of a broken toy.
He’s a jabrewski. I’ve had worse toys.
That kid is a jabrewski. He can’t even stand up straight.
She looked like a jabrewski after I kicked her in the gut.
3
a person who is about to be turned into a doormat.
You’re a jabrewski. I can stomp you like a rug.
He’s a jabrewski. I could flatten him with one foot.
She’s a jabrewski. I could kick her all the way to the moon.
4
the kind of person who gets squashed like a bug.
You’re a jabrewski. I could crush you like a beetle.
He’s a jabrewski. I could step on him and he’d be flat.
She’s a jabrewski. I could squash her with a single hit.
5
a person who’s about to be fed to the dog.
You’re a jabrewski. I could throw you to the dog like a snack.
He’s a jabrewski. The dog would eat him in one bite.
She’s a jabrewski. I could throw her to the dog and he’d be done with her.
6
a person who’s about to be thrown out the window.
You’re a jabrewski. I could chuck you out the window like a brick.
He’s a jabrewski. I could throw him out the window and he’d be gone.
She’s a jabrewski. I could kick her out the window like a sack of potatoes.
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