jabren

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A farmer or Walmart worker who makes bank and acts like he’s got a gold mine in his pants. He’s got a good ear and a good laugh, but if you let him near you after you get your wisdom teeth pulled, you’ll be begging for mercy.

Jabren just walked in and I got a $20 tip. He said I looked like a sad potato.

He heard my story about my ex and texted me a meme that made me cry-laugh.

I tried to walk with him after my wisdom teeth came out and now I can’t open my mouth without screaming.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

This guy is a money-making beast and a meme machine. He’ll listen to your problems and laugh at your drama, but if you’re stupid enough to hang out with him after your teeth are removed, you’ll regret it.

He gave me a $50 tip and said I looked like a confused chicken.

He sent me a meme about my ex and I laughed so hard I cried.

We went for a walk and I got a $10 tip. He said I looked like a lost puppy.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Jabren is a cash-cow farmer or Walmart worker with a great sense of humor. He’s the kind of guy who’ll give you money and a laugh, but if you’re dumb enough to be near him after your teeth are pulled, you’ll be in a world of pain.

He gave me a $20 tip and said I looked like a sad cow.

He texted me a meme about my ex and I laughed so hard I fell over.

We went for a walk and I got a $10 tip. He said I looked like a confused squirrel.

by Slangipedia 2d ago