jabreezin

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A hipster's way of saying it's cold. They think being cool is more important than actually being warm.
'Jabreezin,' he said, while wearing a scarf like it was a fashion statement.
She posted a photo of her coffee and said, 'Jabreezin hit me like a bag of bricks.'
He texted his mom, 'Don't worry, I'm just jabreezin, not dying.'
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When it's so cold you feel like your bones are turning into ice cubes. But you still act like you're cool about it.
'I'm not shivering, I'm just jabreezin,' he said, while his nose was red.
She walked into the room and said, 'Jabreezin, but I look good.'
He posted a selfie with a hoodie on and said, 'Jabreezin is my middle name.'
3
A fancy way of saying it's freezing, but only people who think they're too good for normal words use it.
He texted his friend, 'Jabreezin is the new hot.'
She said, 'I'm not cold, I'm just jabreezin, like a boss.'
He posted a video of himself blowing on his hands and said, 'This is jabreezin, not a problem.'
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When it's so cold you're basically a human popsicle, but you still act like you're cool.
He said, 'I'm not suffering, I'm just jabreezin, like a legend.'
She posted a photo of her face and said, 'Jabreezin is the new hot.'
He texted his friend, 'Don't worry, I'm just jabreezin, not a victim.'
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A way of saying it's cold that makes you sound like you're from another planet, but you're actually just wearing too many layers.
He said, 'Jabreezin is like a space mission, but I'm just living it.'
She posted a video of herself walking and said, 'Jabreezin, but I'm still fabulous.'
He texted his friend, 'I'm not freezing, I'm just jabreezin, like a rockstar.'
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