jabreal

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A guy who laughs at your dumb jokes and wears gray Nikes so tight they look like they’re about to explode. If you ever see one, beg them for science help before Ms. Shah turns your brain into a grilled cheese sandwich.

I saw a jabreal in the hallway laughing at my joke about pizza and microwaves. I asked for science help and he gave me the answer to the test.

My friend texted me: 'There's a jabreal in math class. He just called Mr. Johnson a 'crabby old man.' I took notes.'

I DM'd a jabreal: 'Can you help me with this science project?' He replied: 'Only if you promise to laugh at my jokes about socks.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A human who makes you snort-laugh like a hyena and wears gray Nikes that look like they’re about to eat your feet. If you ever meet one, they’re the only person who can save you from Ms. Shah’s evil science quizzes.

I walked into science class and saw a jabreal wearing gray Nikes. I asked him for help and he taught me everything in 10 minutes.

My friend sent me a text: 'There's a jabreal in the cafeteria. He just told a joke so good, the principal laughed.'

I asked a jabreal for help with my science homework. He said, 'Sure, but only if you promise to laugh at my jokes.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A person who’s so funny they make you cry-laugh and wears gray Nikes like they’re part of their soul. If you ever find one, they can save your life from Ms. Shah’s science torture.

A jabreal walked into my science class and told a joke so good I cried. He helped me with my test and I got an A.

I saw a jabreal in the hallway wearing gray Nikes and told him my science test was tomorrow. He said, 'You’re gonna be fine.'

I texted a jabreal: 'Can you help me with science?' He replied: 'Only if you promise to laugh at my jokes.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago