jabrea

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A goofy, pretty, thick person who laughs so much it’s annoying. They’ll act all sweet until you make them mad and they swear at you like a sailor.
Jabrea: 'I’m just laughing because you’re so dumb!' Then she cussed me out for 10 minutes.
She laughed so hard at my joke she peed her pants. Then she told me I was a loser.
Jabrea said she was happy. Then she yelled at me for 2 hours because I didn’t bring her candy.
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A perfect woman who loves you more than pizza. She never lies and will do anything for you. She’s like a superhero who also loves kids and has a cute laugh.
Jabrea said she’d move to the moon for me. Then she said she’d come back if I brought her pizza.
She told me she’d die for me. Then she said she’d kill me if I didn’t bring her candy.
Jabrea promised she’d never leave me. Then she left because I didn’t text her.
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A thick, funny, beautiful person who’s always smiling. But if you mess with them, they’ll cuss you out and tell you they’re going to beat you up.
Jabrea said she loved me. Then she said she’d beat me up if I didn’t bring her snacks.
She laughed at my joke. Then she cussed me out for 5 minutes.
Jabrea smiled at me. Then she said she’d kill me if I didn’t bring her pizza.
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A one-of-a-kind woman who’s always happy and never lies. She’s like a queen who also loves kids and will do anything for the person she loves.
Jabrea said she’d never leave me. Then she left because I forgot her birthday.
She told me she’d die for me. Then she said she’d kill me if I didn’t bring her snacks.
Jabrea said she loved me. Then she said she’d beat me up if I didn’t bring her candy.
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A thick, goofy, amazing person who’s always laughing. But if you make them mad, they’ll tell you they’re going to cuss you out and beat you up.
Jabrea laughed at my joke. Then she said she was going to cuss me out.
She said she loved me. Then she said she’d beat me up if I didn’t bring her pizza.
Jabrea was happy. Then she said she was going to cuss me out for 10 minutes.
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A perfect, funny, beautiful woman who’s always happy. She’ll do anything for you and never lies. She’s like a queen who also loves kids and pizza.
Jabrea said she’d move to the moon for me. Then she said she’d come back if I brought her pizza.
She told me she’d die for me. Then she said she’d kill me if I didn’t bring her snacks.
Jabrea said she’d never leave me. Then she left because I forgot her birthday.
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