Ja'Bragg

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A guy who talks sh*t about stuff that’s totally pointless and nobody gives a damn about. He acts like everyone should know all the random nonsense he’s blabbing about.
I spent 3 hours organizing my sock drawer. You should be jealous. #SockKing
Why do you care about the color of my monitor? It’s just a monitor.
You don’t know what a Ja’Bragg is? You’re literally a lost cause.
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Someone who brags about dumb stuff that makes no sense and expects you to be impressed.
My coffee is stronger than your life. #CoffeeGod
I rearranged my fridge. You should be terrified.
You think I’m a Ja’Bragg? Wait till I tell you about my toaster.
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A person who talks about stupid stuff like everyone should care, but they don’t. They just want you to be mad.
I alphabetized my spices. You should be proud. #SpiceKing
You don’t know what a Ja’Bragg is? I literally alphabetized my spices.
I alphabetized my spice rack. You’re literally a failure.
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A person who brags about tiny things that are so small they don’t even matter, but they think they’re a big deal.
I alphabetized my spice rack. You should be happy. #SpiceLegend
I alphabetized my spice rack. You’re literally a spice failure.
I alphabetized my spice rack. You’re not even close to being a spice king.
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Someone who talks about dumb stuff like it’s the end of the world, but nobody else gives a damn.
I alphabetized my spice rack. You should be crying. #SpiceGod
I alphabetized my spice rack. You’re literally the worst.
I alphabetized my spice rack. You’re not even a spice legend.
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