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A workaholic guy who thinks he’s hot stuff and acts like he’s the king of the classroom. He’ll open doors for you, whisper crap in your ear, and act like a love sick fool. He’s the kind of guy who’ll protect you like a damn dragon, but he’ll also whine like a baby if you don’t notice him.
He held the door open for me like I was his queen and then asked me out 3 times in one day.
He whispered, 'I love you' in my ear during math class and got caught.
He protected me from a group of bullies, then cried because no one clapped for him.
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A guy who’s so clueless he doesn’t even know how to log into a game. He’s worse than a noob because he can’t even press the right buttons or speak a full sentence.
He asked me, 'How do you even play this game?' and then tried to log in with his feet.
He didn’t know how to spawn and shouted, 'I’m gonna die in the lobby!'
He tried to speak and just said, 'um... what?' for 10 minutes.
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A sneaky, backstabbing jerk who lies to everyone and uses people like they’re stupid. They’ll say one thing to you and the exact opposite to someone else, just so they can look cool.
He told me he was my best friend, then told my crush I was a loser.
He said he’d help me with my project, then stole all my work and got an A.
He lied to my mom and told her I was sick, but I was just playing video games.
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A smart, beautiful girl who acts like a warrior and thinks she’s the toughest person in the room. She’s got a brain and a face that could make anyone swoon.
She beat me in a math test and then said, 'I’m just getting started.'
She took down three bullies by herself and still had time to text me.
She got an A+ on her science project and then said, 'I could’ve gotten an A+'.
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Total garbage. Useless, stupid, and completely pointless. It’s like throwing a pizza in the trash and then crying about it.
That test was garbage. I failed it and it didn’t even make sense.
His hair is garbage. It looks like he tried to paint it with a mop.
That movie was garbage. I fell asleep halfway through and still had to watch the ending.
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