Jabra

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A Jabra is someone who knows less than a noob. They can’t even spawn in a game, don’t know what the keys do, and sound like they just woke up from a coma.
@JabraBro: I tried to play the game but I don’t even know what a key is. I just stood there like a statue.
Jabra: ‘Spawn?’ I thought that was a type of soup.
My friend tried to log in and just stared at the screen like it was a ghost.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jabra is a hardworking guy who thinks he’s the center of attention. He’s sweet, but he’ll also whisper you sweet nothings while trying to flirt with the whole class.
Jabra: ‘I just hold doors open for you, babe. I don’t even know why I do it.’
He whispered in my ear during math class. I got a B because I was too distracted.
He called me his ‘sweetheart’ in front of the whole school. I died a little inside.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jabra Movement is when someone lies, backstabs, and treats people like garbage just to look good. They say one thing to your face and something else behind your back.
He told me he was my best friend. Then he stole my lunch money and told everyone I was a cheater.
She said she’d help me with my homework. Then she told my teacher I was cheating.
He said he’d never betray me. Then he posted my secrets on Instagram.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jabra is a cute, smart girl who acts like a warrior. She’s got the brains and the looks, and she’ll take you down if you try to flirt with her.
She looked at me like I was a mosquito and said, ‘I’ll crush you if you keep talking.’
She kicked my friend out of the group chat for being too annoying.
She beat me in the test and then winked at me like she was a warrior queen.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jabra is just pure garbage. It’s the worst thing ever. It’s like a trash can that got hit by a truck.
Jabra is the reason I failed my math test. It’s like a disaster in a bag.
Jabra is like my ex. He was a disaster and he left me for another disaster.
Jabra is the worst thing to ever happen to me. It’s like a bad dream that never ends.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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