jabozzy

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A guy you call jabozzy if he looks like a dork and you think his name is Boris. He’s the kind of loser who thinks he’s cool.

You see a guy in a neon shirt and you text him: 'Hey jabozzy, are you still mad about the pizza incident?'

Your cousin says, 'That guy at the party is a jabozzy.'

You call your friend's weird brother 'jabozzy' during a video call.

A jabozzy is a weirdo who acts like he’s important but looks like he just walked out of a discount store.

You see a guy wearing a backwards hat and you yell, 'Hey jabozzy!'

Your teacher calls the kid who talks too much a jabozzy.

You text your friend: 'That guy at the bus stop is a total jabozzy.'

A jabozzy is someone who looks like they were dropped on the floor and forgot to get up. You call them that if you think their name is Boris.

You see a guy eating a sandwich at 3 AM and say, 'That’s a jabozzy.'

Your mom calls your uncle a jabozzy because he wears socks with sandals.

You text your brother, 'Dad just called you a jabozzy again.'

A jabozzy is a guy who thinks he’s the king of the world but looks like he just got kicked out of a disco.

You see a guy wearing a hat that says 'I love disco' and you call him a jabozzy.

You text your friend: 'Your cousin is a total jabozzy.'

Your teacher calls the kid who wears neon pants a jabozzy.

A jabozzy is a guy who looks like he just came out of a weird dream and thinks he’s the best at everything.

You see a guy wearing a pajama shirt and say, 'That’s a jabozzy.'

You call your neighbor a jabozzy because he talks to his plants.

You text your friend: 'Your dad is a jabozzy.'

A jabozzy is someone who acts like they’re cool but looks like they just fell into a trash can.

You see a guy wearing a trash bag as a shirt and you call him a jabozzy.

You text your friend: 'That guy in the park is a total jabozzy.'

Your mom calls your brother a jabozzy because he wears socks with sandals.