Jabowoki

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A walking meat sack with the brain of a donkey and the temper of a feral dog. People call them jabo for short because they’re too lazy to spell it right.
My cousin is a jabowoki. He ate my lunch and then threw it at me.
That guy at the gym is a jabowoki. He flexed so hard he broke the mirror.
My teacher called me a jabowoki because I drew a mustache on her face.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A human who looks like they were hit by a truck and then left outside in the snow. They’re so ugly you can’t even look at them without crying.
My neighbor is a jabowoki. He smells like old socks and regret.
That guy in the class is a jabowoki. He tried to kiss my sister and got rejected.
My dog called me a jabowoki because I spilled my cereal on the floor.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A person who has no idea what they’re doing but still thinks they’re the best. They’re like a broken robot that’s still bragging.
My brother is a jabowoki. He tried to fix my bike and now it doesn’t work.
That guy in the game is a jabowoki. He lost and still kept talking trash.
My mom called me a jabowoki because I didn’t clean my room.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A human who is so dumb they think a sandwich is a type of math problem. They’re the reason why the world is still messed up.
My friend is a jabowoki. He thought pizza was a type of math problem.
That guy in my class is a jabowoki. He tried to solve a math test with a pencil and a banana.
My dog called me a jabowoki because I forgot to feed him.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A person who has no life and still thinks they’re the center of the universe. They’re like a ghost who still wants to be famous.
My cousin is a jabowoki. He thinks he’s famous because he once took a selfie.
That guy in my neighborhood is a jabowoki. He talks to himself and still thinks he’s cool.
My teacher called me a jabowoki because I didn’t do my homework.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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